Lance Armstrong gives Ashley Olsen a Ride

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Stop the Press! Lance Armstrong and li’l ol’ Ashley Olson are playing tonsil hockey. According the the New York Post gossip section,

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.

Leo:
Take note civilians: if you want to date your famous childhood crush, you have to win the Tour de France seven consecutive times. Shit. I have some work to do. I say good for you Lance (you bastard) -the world’s your oyster, so why not hook up with an Olson Twin. I’m so happy your “Things to do before I die” list is getting shorter and shorter (prick)…