Is Kristen Cavallari joining ‘The Hills?’

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Dee:
Kristen Cavallari needs a jobby-job. I guess the out-of-work actress can’t get ‘Hello Kitty’ to sponsor her new perfume line. The fake show The Hills is considering bringing Kristen in as a regular on the show. This would be huge news because Kristen has had sexual intercourse with Brody Jenner. Maybe they’ll bring back Stephen Colleti so he can have sexual intercourse with her again too.

John:
Who is Steven? And who is Brody? What is sexual intercourse?

Photoshop Contest: Derobe Lauren Conrad

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Dee:
Lauren Conrad walked around West Hollywood asking people to take her picture last night. Two teen girls snapped this photo of a dashing young man smoking when LC got in the way.

John:
Here’s your chance for you photoshop junkies to Derobe a star! Just click on the thumb below to get the image. If we choose your photo, we will proclaim your name and probably say something crappy about you and you’ll love us for it. Click here for the photoshop rules. And move quickly. The winner will be crowned at midnight.

‘Beef Curtains’ Conrad expresses herself.

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John:
Lauren Conrad attended the 10th Annual Express Yourself Gala at Santa Monica Airport’s Barker hanger on Sunday. It’s all about learning to overcome your fears and express your own individuality. But sometimes it’s difficult to express yourself with words so the hosts gave L.C. a puppet to help channel her insecurities. “Sometimes,” expressed the hand-puppet happily, “I smell like…” What the puppet did next was unthinkable.
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Who wore it best?

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John:
The dress is from French Connection. Usually, I take sides but this one might be too close to call. I’ll refrain from tipping the scales. I’ll let the fashionistas decide.

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Women should act like women. Milwaukees’ Best turns the table

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Photo of Lauren Conrad digging for gold

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
The Hills star Lauren Conrad exited a crowded Les Deux Tuesday night, sporting this sexy sailor/Paris Hilton rip-off outfit. And I’d say there was absolutely nothing wrong with this photo of a person picking a wedgie except for the abundance of that one extra X chromosome. Sorry L’Con, that look is the norm for a male but is completely disturbing and upsetting when performed by a female. I’m pretty sure I learned that tid-bit in the 6th grade–biology 101. I understand your career will be waving by-by in the near future (after that ridiculous show is canceled), but getting extra publicity by picking your own ass is not the answer. There’s no gold there, so keep those fingers out of that region. Leave that task to the men.
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