My Girlfriend is beautiful and I trust her. See how that works?

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

1) Who?
2) What?
3) Are you joking?

John:
1) That’s Leighton Meester, on of the stars of Gossip Girl.
2) Yes, that is a panda bear holding a fully automatic Gatlin Gun.
3) I never joke around. She’s my girlfriend and we’re going to have an alien baby with wings and I don’t care what her parents think.