Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
I like this kid. No, I LOVE this kid. I’m naming him Tommy. Tommy is going to have a great life. He’s passionate and when he sees something, he goes after it. In this case, it’s Lily Allen’s whoozeewhatsit. But tomorrow it’ll be the entire Laker Cheerleading squad. I’m telling you, this kid is a tyrant in the making. And I will serve under his regime. 

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

~ What actually happened…~

John:
Can I get a catfight with a side of nipple-slip? Yes, I can! The story goes that Lily Allen was leaving the Groucho Club in London when a French passerby started harassing Lily for no reason. The woman repeatedly called Lily “an asshole” until Lily lost her shiz and started throwing punches. Sadly, Lily was too drunk to land a punch and the whole thing ended up looking exactly how two girls fight…pathetically.

I like Lily. She’s a real spark plug. She walks around all day with her chest out, smoking a cigarette, and cursing like a sailor. She’s just like a man only with fatter ankles.