How do I put this delicately…

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Darby Gunpowder:
British singer, Lily Allen forgot her tact while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. In English, Cap d’Antibes stands for, “100% chance your nude photos will show up on the internet and you will regret taking your top off/pounding 2 Hungry Mans before hitting the beach.” For those of you who aren’t familiar with Lily Allen, she’s the burnt, topless, tsunami-causing chick in the photos above.
For all the women in the world who just added Darby Gunpowder to their people-to-kill list, please reconsider.
I actually have a crush on Lily Allen. I think she’s cute as a button -seriously. (See the non-orca photos below to prove it) But I do have a message for Lily: Don’t do that.

Check out this video of Lily in all her cuteness…is it weird she is stuffing her face with chocolate the first 30 seconds of the video??

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