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“Do you want to make a sex tape for the internet?” “What’s the internet?”

John:
Sex Scandal week is almost as good as Shark Week. Lots of teeth. In this case, Lindsay’s teeth on her ex-boyfriends nob. Callum Best has been claiming to have a sex tape of Lindsay for months. Now, a grainy NSFingW photo has been leaked to the press and it appears Callum and his friends are shopping it around. Callum shot on his cell phone while Lindsay blew him south of sideways. Bob ‘the Bitch’ has sketched the photo but it’s not very good because he has some sort of palsy. The actual photo is here

Sex Scandal Week round-up: Kristen Davis here. Audrina Partridge here.
Oh yeah, somebody filmed Adriana Lima’s topless GQ cover shoot. Bam!

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John:
This is distressing news. There will be no sequel to Lohan’s New York Magazine boob bonanza. A friend of Lindsay (and ours) just emailed Derober. She told us Lindsay was pretty pissed off about the whole thing. Or, in her words, “I’m not fu*king doing Playboy.” Supposedly, she was contacted to do their 20 Questions segment and that was it.
We were pretty sure it was bullshit which is why Derober was the only gossip site on the planet that didn’t report the rumor.
In related news, Bob “the Bitch” has locked himself in his bedroom. He’s crying and he won’t come out until Lindsay poses nude for him. Bob got one of those little Canon Elph’s for Christmas and he’s great with lighting and composition. ‘The Bitch’ has put together a working model of the shoot to lure Lindsay into his lair.

For our source’s original (funny) email. Click here.

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Photo courtesy of egotastic.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So here’s Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Paper Magazine. And I think I get it. Lindsay Lohan is going for the classy white trash look, which by the way I didn’t know was possible till now. But look at it on the bright side, at least she doesn’t have kids.

No follow-up to that statement.

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John:
We have to check a few sources here but we’re pretty sure this is legit because we know the sender. We’ll keep you posted. It reads:

John and Leo

I don’t know who leaked the news. I think it was Liz Smith at the NY Post. Hate to break it to ya’ but Lindsay’s never doing playboy. Ever.
I just got off the phone with her and she hadn’t heard the news yet. She was meeting with her lawyer who’s insuring her for her next film. Needless to say, she was fucking fumed. She told me I’m not fucking doing Playboy! She said (they) called her publicist and asked her to do that 20 questions thing but never mentioned doing a spread. Also, you guys need to be nicer to Lilo, she’s had a rough year so back off. I still love you guys except for Bob. Now send this out to all your blogger buddies and fix this situation.

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Lindsay Lohan was paid -drum roll please…………NOTHING for wearing her birthday suit for New York Mag. It was all for art -or a PR stunt.
New York magazine will make millions off these photos thru online advertising revenues juiced by the recent spike in traffic.
When we asked New York Mag how they pulled it off, they were too busy laughing/crying tears of happiness to answer. The photographer, Bert Stern, who shot the original Monroe shots got paid his standard rate -hopefully it was adjusted for inflation.

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