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Warning: the photo slideshow may cause you to puke on your computer!

Photographer:
“You’re sexy! You’re angry! You just walked in on your boyfriend cheating on you! You’re hot! You’re excited! You own the camera! Aaahh f@*#k it, just do that same stupid mouth-half-open-no-smile-wtf-are-you-talking-about-pose.”

Lindsay:
“OK”

Paris Hilton is also practicing to be a mannequin in case you missed it.

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Photos courtesy of thesuperficial.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well all I can say is ‘titties’. Legendary photographer Bert Stern, who took Marilyn Monroe’s nude pictures over 46 years ago, came out of his cave to reenact the epic Monroe shoot via Lindsay Lohan. When asked why he choose Lohan Ol’ Bert said it was her “depth” (money), he went on to point out the two ladies’ similarities:

Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career.

Wow, thanks for the insight, Bert. Next for Lohan is a photo shoot of her wearing a white, sleeveless t-shirt that says ‘New York City’.

Uncensored photos after the jump Continue Reading: Lindsay Lohan in nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot

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John:
Lindsay Lohan went to a West Hollywood club the other night trolling for men. She fluttered about the place and found Entourage’s Adrian Grenier. Adrian was having none of it so she decided to hit on Leonardo DiCaprio. That’s like asking to borrow five dollars, getting turned down, and then asking for ten thousand instead.
Needless to say, Lindsay left empty handed. Or did she?

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Dee:
The alcoholics are Lindsay Lohan and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The bar is trendy Villa. When two alcoholics go to a bar, the action is called ‘enabling’. They both agree to keep an eye on each other and mind their limits. Unfortunately for alcoholics, the only limit is the f*^#ing moon.
John:
I call this action the ‘clash of nations.’ Lilo and Meyers are two world-class drinkers here, Dee. These champions consider getting drunk to be an almost Olympic pursuit; neither backs down until somebody’s ass hits the pavement.

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