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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So here’s Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Paper Magazine. And I think I get it. Lindsay Lohan is going for the classy white trash look, which by the way I didn’t know was possible till now. But look at it on the bright side, at least she doesn’t have kids.

No follow-up to that statement.

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John:
We have to check a few sources here but we’re pretty sure this is legit because we know the sender. We’ll keep you posted. It reads:

John and Leo

I don’t know who leaked the news. I think it was Liz Smith at the NY Post. Hate to break it to ya’ but Lindsay’s never doing playboy. Ever.
I just got off the phone with her and she hadn’t heard the news yet. She was meeting with her lawyer who’s insuring her for her next film. Needless to say, she was fucking fumed. She told me I’m not fucking doing Playboy! She said (they) called her publicist and asked her to do that 20 questions thing but never mentioned doing a spread. Also, you guys need to be nicer to Lilo, she’s had a rough year so back off. I still love you guys except for Bob. Now send this out to all your blogger buddies and fix this situation.

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Lindsay Lohan was paid -drum roll please…………NOTHING for wearing her birthday suit for New York Mag. It was all for art -or a PR stunt.
New York magazine will make millions off these photos thru online advertising revenues juiced by the recent spike in traffic.
When we asked New York Mag how they pulled it off, they were too busy laughing/crying tears of happiness to answer. The photographer, Bert Stern, who shot the original Monroe shots got paid his standard rate -hopefully it was adjusted for inflation.

Warning: the photo slideshow may cause you to puke on your computer!

Photographer:
“You’re sexy! You’re angry! You just walked in on your boyfriend cheating on you! You’re hot! You’re excited! You own the camera! Aaahh f@*#k it, just do that same stupid mouth-half-open-no-smile-wtf-are-you-talking-about-pose.”

Lindsay:
“OK”

Paris Hilton is also practicing to be a mannequin in case you missed it.

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Photos courtesy of thesuperficial.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well all I can say is ‘titties’. Legendary photographer Bert Stern, who took Marilyn Monroe’s nude pictures over 46 years ago, came out of his cave to reenact the epic Monroe shoot via Lindsay Lohan. When asked why he choose Lohan Ol’ Bert said it was her “depth” (money), he went on to point out the two ladies’ similarities:

Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career.

Wow, thanks for the insight, Bert. Next for Lohan is a photo shoot of her wearing a white, sleeveless t-shirt that says ‘New York City’.

Uncensored photos after the jump Continue Reading: Lindsay Lohan in nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot