Is this Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister? A side-by-side comparison

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John:
New photos of Lindsay’s possible half-sister have surfaced. The NY Daily News reports,

Photos of the 13-year-old cutie who could be Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister have finally been released. And the resemblance is striking. From her freckles to her smile, Ashley Kaufmann certainly looks like she could be a member of the Lohan family. Michael Lohan has revealed he took a DNA test to find out whether he is the father of the Montana teen.

Derober would like to take a break from reporting on pressing global issues to address this matter. If you want to find out once and for all if this girl is Michael’s bastard, just take a bottle of Bacardi 151 and wave it under Ashley’s nose. If Ashley tries to eat the bottle then she’s a Lohan. There, I just saved Michael like $75.