Star-Studded ‘Vote’ commercial, Halloween costumes, shower pranks, more juice please…

This video almost made ME want to vote. And as you know I hate everything and everyone.

Halo 3: Recon PREVIEW HERE (i-am-bored)
Debora is international babe of the day (doubleviking)
Women wearing red are worth more $…???Study here (asylum)
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dancing in club (bustedcoverage)
Hilarious cold water shower PRANK VIDEO (tastybooze)
Katy Perry’s Halloween costume (celebridiot)
Axia Andreadaki in sexiest portfolio I’ve seen in forever (uncoached)
Pornstar or Celebrity rack?? (donchavez)
Don’t look into Ashley or Mary-Kate’s eyes (celebwarship)
Eva Green still hot with red hair (agentbedhead)
Camille Belle should be more famous (on205th)
Sexiest woman on myspace…EVER (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Big boobed slut nipping something fierce (drunkenstepfather)
More funny content to peruse (omgblog)

Halloween FAILS, faceplants, beautamous babes, more juice please…

Old, but still makes me laugh…

Worst Halloween costume ever (i-am-bored)
Topless greek babe makes me salivate (doubleviking)
Mustaches that could fight cancer (asylum)
Britney Spears aka Our Lady of Cheetos has a workout video (dlisted)
NBA Dancers–East Vs. West (bustedcoverage)
What 250,000 dollars looks like wrapped around a pole (tastybooze)
Lauren Conrad pwned by Letterman (celebridiot)
Megan Abrigo heads up sexy portfolio (uncoached)
Massive body board FAIL–Funny video (donchavez)
Jessica Simpson gets drunk for US Army (celebwarship)
Anne Hathaway looks different (agentbedhead)
Maria Menounos’ cleavage is AWESOME (on205th)
Nicole Marie is a blond with perfect tits…NISM (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Christina Aguilera’s new music video is clownshoes (drunkenstepfather)
Great funny site we just found (oliverwillis)
Another awesome site we found (omgblog)

Taking the trash out never looked so good

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Traci Bingham may be a no talent hack but damn does she have a tit train that just won’t quit. I’ve never seen such a rudimentary chore like taking out the trash look so sexy. I mean what’s next, models that take ordinary tasks like brushing their teeth and doing the laundry and making them look as sexy as possible?…Wait…..wait a second…I smell a sitcom. Did I seriously just create NBC’s next reality TV hit show? Damn if I didn’t. But what to call such a monster hit? Here are a short list of titles off the top of my head:
-Whores and chores
-Sexy reality
-A day in the life of my wife
-Sex and the titty
-Work blows and so does she
-Sex, lies, and grocery lists
-Take out the paper and the ass
-Model This
-Strippers off the clock
-Tit-train with biscuit wheels does the news
-NAM NAM NAM
–Is it Sunday yet?

If you have anymore suggestions, by all means keep them to yourself.

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Jennifer Hudson’s nephew found, dead.

Police found the body of 7-year old, Julian King in Jennifer Hudson’s brother Jason’s SUV this morning:

The body was found inside a 1994 white Chevy Suburban. It is the same SUV owned by Jason Hudson, the murdered brother of Jennifer. Before his arrest, cops were looking for William Balfour, the suspect and estranged husband of Jennifer’s sister. The license plate of the Suburban matches Jason’s SUV.
The SUV was found a few miles from the area where cops arrested Balfour.
The SUV is now being towed from the scene. Unclear if the body is still at the scene. No ID so far.
Neighbors say the vehicle has been parked there since Saturday. Balfour was arrested Friday night.
The SUV has been towed with the body still inside the vehicle. The SUV is now at a police garage in Chicago.

Jennifer put up a $100,000 reward for Julian’s safe return last night. Our thoughts and prayers are with Jennifer and her family.

Child kidnapping and murders occur way too often in America, it’s too bad the press picks and chooses high-profile victims. Food for thought:

  • A child goes missing every 40 seconds in the U.S, over 2,100 per day
  • In excess of 800,000 children are reported missing each year
  • Another 500,000 go missing without ever being reported

Palin beat down, Tera nipping, babes busting, more juice please…

This video is NOT what you think. Enjoy courtesy of donchavez.


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Miss Italy naked….why not (doubleviking)
50 public sign FAILS (asylum)
Some chick tried to deep throat a Bud Light can! (TastyBooze)
Kendra Wilkonson loves the single life (celebridiot)
The hottest chick in the Big Ten here (bustedcoverage)
The best body in the world=Holly Weber (uncoached)
Tara Reid nipping in MIAMi? (donchavez)
Jordan and Paris together (celebwarship)
Justin staring at Rihanna’s ass…me too (agentbedhead)
Penelope Cruz is still smokin hot (on205th)
HOTTEST cleavage ever (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Tila Tequila makes me think dirty things (drunkenstepfather)
This NEW and GREAT site we just found (oliverwillis
Robber Carves “B” into victims face for McCain bumper sticker (thedonkeybin)

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