Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Sometimes I’m surprised at my own destruction. I mean…WOW. That escalated really quickly. I was just going to make a simple statement out of the boy, but somewhere between the anvil dropping and the bloody rib cage protruding from the boy’s body I blacked out. That always happens when I’m sober. Anyways, these pics are of Justin Gaston, aka. the blowjob object of Miley Cyrus‘ affection. And in these pics the 20 year old Blue Steel wonabee can be seen getting drunk with his other male model friends. Now call me old fashioned, but prancing around half naked and drunk with your model friends comes off just a tad bit gay, don’t you think? But maybe that’s just because I like women. I guess that makes me biased, right. Sorry, I’ll start drinking immidiately.
Some jackass kid jumps off roof of his house into a swimming pool (I-AM-BORED)
British pop star Karry Katona is f@cking hammered drunk on the TV (WWTDD)
50 Chicks dresses as slutty Vampira. It’ll turn your day around (Bamkapow)
Reporter wants ass cream. Yes, ass cream (DoubleViking)
Monkey Man vs. Shark Puncher vs. Bear (Asylum)
Hef takes the twins out for work (Celebridiot)
Guy Ritche is already pokin’ somebody else (Warship)
Some things can’t be coached. Brande Roderick is one of them (Uncoached)
West Texas A&M Cheerleaders seem fun (BustedCoverage)
Guess the cleavage. Porn Star or Celebrity (DonChavez)
John Malcovich gives a shout out to Agent Bedhead! (AgentBedhead)
Jodie Marsh wants your sperm (BrightBlack)
Who the hell is Karen Richadson and how can I have sex w/ her? (On205)
Hallowindow…the creepiest window you’ll ever see (i-am-bored)
The Belgian babe of your dreams (doubleviking)
Man busted for making love to car wash vacuum (asylum)
Gisele see through shirt of the day (drunkenstepfather)
Lela Starr is one fine piece of assss (dirtyrottenwhore)
British babe Danielle Lloyd hits classroom (bustedcoverage)
Famous faces ruined by plastic surgery (uncoached)
Volleyball smash to face is always funny (donchavez)
Eva Green is new Bond babe (agentbedhead)
Paris Hilton threatens London just being there (celebwarship)
Straight hot ass express (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Cindy Crawford sexy in Vogue (celebridiot)
Hot lesbians making out, why the hell not (on205th)