Darby Gunpowder:
The most beautimous dames in the world were out last Saturday at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel for the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show -or as I like to call it, 2 spoons please num num num num. The show airs on CBS Dec. 3, 2008. and includes the likes of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
This event inspired me to watchThe Secret this past weekend and after watching it, I made my own vision board for luxury items I want someday. The smart people on the video said that if the picture is on the vision board, I WILL get it. I put one thing on it: a photo montage of the Victoria Secret fashion show. No Lamborghini, no Spencer Pratt tombstones, no 80 inch flat screen TV, no Tony Little Gazelle, no Sham-Wow!, no Asian hookers -just the Victoria Secret Fashion show. If I don’t go this next year, when all the legends are still around (aka not fat/saggy) it will be like watching the present day Chicago Bulls..
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Victoria’s Secret brought out the big guns this week for their Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami. And beautomous babes like Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova came armed with themselves. I can only imagine what it must have felt like to see so many 10s walking around in one place. It imagine it’s like watching a unicorn have sex with a rainbow–perfect. Thank god I’m doped up on muscle relaxants right now or I might have to confront how worthless I am. Currently I’m a Viking God surrounded by naked sirens bathing in a grado made of melted marshmallows. One of the sirens just whispered she needed my greatness. I don’t intend to disappoint.
Michael Jackson moonwalks into Mario Brother’s game=AWESOME VID (I-am-bored)
Hottest Mexican Soap actress ever (doubleviking)
Women really are cold–Study proven here (asylum)
College girls twisting each others nipples..sure (bustedcoverage)
Dirty Latino with massive juggs has my attention (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Russian beauty Reka Ebergenyi in the flesh (on205th)
Katy Perry NIP SLIP (dirtyrottenwhore)
Olga, Oh God OLGA. Hot, sexy pics galore (uncoached)
Best faceplant of the day (donchavez)
Brittny Gastineau Nip Slip 2 (stepfather)
Marky Mark on naked Kate Moss (celebwarship)
The ultimate douchebag pick-up line (agentbedhead)
15 year-old girl punched and peppered by cops (I-AM-BORED)
Have you ever seen a flock of ass? (DoubleViking)
Strip Club etiquette 101 (Asylum)
Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum in lingerie (On205th)
Patriots Cheerleader fired for being a Nazi(ish) (BustedCoverage)
Keeley Hazell is whoring it up for video games (DirtyRotten)
Guy bongs beer over sleeping baby. You can’t make this up (Uncoached)
Scarlett Johansson’s married tits of the day (StepFather)
This chick is drunk, man. And I mean drrrrunk (DonChavez)
Gwyneth Paltrow is half a retard (BedHead)
Hef’s girls scatter to the wind (Warship)
Katy Perry OMG 
Jolie WTF?
Hayek is Huge
Playboy Fail
Serena Gross
Miley BJ
Megan Fox Nude
Kardashian bikini
Hills goes Playboy
Ferrel and Klum
David Beckham $$$
Johnny Knoxville $$
Donald Trump $$$
The Dog -$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Posh & Katie -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$