Michael Crichton dead at 66

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
The creator of the ultra popular Jurassic Park books and movies recently passed away at 66 after losing a battle with cancer. Michael Crichton was an inquisitive, detailed, and analytical writer who’s work has transcended time. As a kid I remember his impact on me as I watched Jurassic Park in the theaters for the first time and as my mum sat and read the book to me for nights on end… as it is a well known fact that I never learned how to read–don’t hate. Other notable works of his include The Lost World, Sphere, and he is also the creator and writer for the hit TV show ER. Michael will be missed but never forgotten.

6 honest predictions about today’s election

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Prediction 1

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Prediction 2

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Prediction 3

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Prediction 4

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Prediction 5

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Prediction 6

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well after months of political feuding and heated debates election day is finally upon us. The race between Barack Obama and John McCain is about to be decided. It’s pandemonium out there. Not unlike the Beatles stepping off of the plane in America for the first time. I’ve decided to seek refuge from the stampeding mob outside by locking myself in a dumpster just off the 405. It’s dark, cold, and musty in here. Thank God I managed to bring my computer with my so I can send this message to anyone out there who will listen. I’m scared. It’s like Armageddon on steroids. For any survivors out there I suggest that you lock yourself in your house and arm yourself with anything you can get your hands on. Should you find yourself face to face with a person from a political party that’s not yours I suggest you play dead and avoid eye contact at all costs. Be brave people. It will all be over very soon…..God help us.

One more thing. If you live in California. VOTE NO ON PROP 8

Shopping Cart Fail, Bugs Bunny Banned, Boondock’s Back, More Juice Please…

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Fat women have more sex. Sad, but true (Asylum)
Porn moves you should NEVER use in real life (AskMen)
Homeless dude has a great Halloween costume (BustedCoverage)
Gemma Atkinson, ’nuff said (Uncoached)
Hottest Cheerleader in the NFL (On205th)
Boondock Saints II ‘All Saints Day’ is happening (BedHead)
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So this girl is a real prostitute and I’d prrrrobably hit it (DirtyRotten)
Kate Winslet is pretty damn naked on cover of Vanity Fair (Celebridiot)
Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume is f*cking crazy, dude (Warship)

Star-Studded ‘Vote’ commercial, Halloween costumes, shower pranks, more juice please…

This video almost made ME want to vote. And as you know I hate everything and everyone.

Halo 3: Recon PREVIEW HERE (i-am-bored)
Debora is international babe of the day (doubleviking)
Women wearing red are worth more $…???Study here (asylum)
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dancing in club (bustedcoverage)
Hilarious cold water shower PRANK VIDEO (tastybooze)
Katy Perry’s Halloween costume (celebridiot)
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Eva Green still hot with red hair (agentbedhead)
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Sexiest woman on myspace…EVER (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Big boobed slut nipping something fierce (drunkenstepfather)
More funny content to peruse (omgblog)

Halloween FAILS, faceplants, beautamous babes, more juice please…

Old, but still makes me laugh…

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Topless greek babe makes me salivate (doubleviking)
Mustaches that could fight cancer (asylum)
Britney Spears aka Our Lady of Cheetos has a workout video (dlisted)
NBA Dancers–East Vs. West (bustedcoverage)
What 250,000 dollars looks like wrapped around a pole (tastybooze)
Lauren Conrad pwned by Letterman (celebridiot)
Megan Abrigo heads up sexy portfolio (uncoached)
Massive body board FAIL–Funny video (donchavez)
Jessica Simpson gets drunk for US Army (celebwarship)
Anne Hathaway looks different (agentbedhead)
Maria Menounos’ cleavage is AWESOME (on205th)
Nicole Marie is a blond with perfect tits…NISM (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Christina Aguilera’s new music video is clownshoes (drunkenstepfather)
Great funny site we just found (oliverwillis)
Another awesome site we found (omgblog)