One good reason Lisa Rinna shouldn’t pose for Playboy

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Fact: If Lisa Rinna keeps doing sit ups like that, she’s gonna sprout a penis.
I get it, Lisa’s 45 and she keeps herself well. Maybe a little too well perhaps? Lisa is dangerously close to looking like one of those gender bending female body builders. You know, those oiled she-things that make you lose your appetite when you accidentally tune into ESPN 2 on Tuesday afternoon.
F*ck it. I don’t reed Playboy anyway and until they add a Tween category, I never will.