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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know I hate to beat a dead horse on how spectacular Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s breasts are, but damn. However, if you’re going to stick your dick in the mash potatoes why not dip your nuts in a side of gravy? That’s my philosophy. And it has served me well in life.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Why oh why can’t I just see Lucy Pinder’s tits soaked in milk and shimmering in the sun–JUST ONCE! Really, is it so much to ask?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I once asked my Great Grand Pappy Winston (God rest his soul) why he thought a great pair of tits were better than all seven of the wonders of the world. He looked down at me with a dry grimace, moonshine trickling out of his mouth, and in a low crackly voice he explained, “because a great pair of tits is the only treasure that you never get tired of seeing, boy.”

It’s a sound point. Boobs are like the gateway to my childhood. The only thing that can bring me the same sense of euphoria I felt as a kid when I planted bottle rockets in fishes’ mouths and watched them explode all the while toting a tall bowl of cotton candy by my side; heaven I tell you. That’s what Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s juggs are to me, a slice of my youth. But that’s just one man’s opinion. Anyways, these British babes are posing for the pages of Nuts Magazine and I am now sold on the country.

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