This is a total shit show

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John:
The Derobers usually stay away from posts that we can’t put a bikini on but I just can’t help myself today. Look at these ass clowns. Lynne Spears just wrote a book outing Britney’s drug habits as a 13 years-old. The book also discusses how Brit lost her virginity at 14. And now they are all sitting on a curb like the rednecks they are just gettin’ along like pigs in shit. The only way I accept this situation is if this photo was taken at an alligator farm and Britney was secretly strapping raw meat to her mom.

Lynne Spears is a piece of shit

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John:
Lynne Spears has written a book. The book was supposed to be a parenting guide but critics are saying that it is nothing more than a tell-all; a sad exploitation of her daughters’ lives. First of all, getting parenting advice from Lynne Spears would be like getting health advice from a grenade so I guess the book-sploitation is a good change of pace. Thanks for the literary work of genius, Lynne. I’ll be sure to buy your book and wrap up some fish with it.

Once you’re in the family, there’s no going back

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Dee:
This story keeps getting more ridiculous as the fallout from yesterday’s pregnancy announcement takes place. Jamie Lynne’s father Jamie Spears is reportedly “furious” at mother Lynne Spears for selling the exclusive pregnancy story to OK! magazine.”He put his foot down and refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children,'” a source told Us Weekly. Though maybe he’d like to reconsider after hearing that Jamie received 1 million dollars for the story. Poppa-bear Jamie was “devastated” by the news. He’s “extremely depressed” and “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.” In addition to Poppa Spears’ broken heart, the worse news is that Lynne Spears’ tell-all book about parenting is being delayed. The book was slated to be released in 2008. How will I ever know how to raise a child without Lynne’s help??

Bob ‘The Bitch’ All I want to know is why in the hell would you name both of your daughters after the mother and father of the family. Can’t you see how confusing and convoluted that makes things. Furthermore, Jamie why don’t you take your balls out of your ex-wife’s purse and make a stand for once in your life. Wear the pants Jamie, wear the pants!