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John:
Madonna left the Kabbalah center in LA looking like my dead uncle Richie. Because we pride ourselves in reporting on the sexier side of celebrity, we offer you a nude pictorial of Madonna as an artistic counterpoint to the mess above. Enjoy readers, and let this serve as a reminder that food is not only yummy, but also really really really important to your face.

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Darby Gunpowder:
That’s not true at all…but it could be. However, Jose did claim that Madonna wanted him to knock her up with a baby human.  Seeing that Jose is full of hot air, HGH, lawn darts and cotton candy -there is a good chance this story is bogus. Hooked On Phonics led Jose to say this to US Weekly,

“She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child,” he tells Us.
Canseco recalls: “We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, ‘What would you do if I kissed you?’ and then sat on my lap and kissed me.”
Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. “She said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that,’” Canseco tells Us.

We should all sleep just a little bit better knowing that these 2 jacked-up space cadets did not reproduce.

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Darby Gunpowder:
My sensible side knows this picture of Madonna is photoshopped, but I still think it’s hot. My non-sensible side turned to stone after making eye-contact. My gag-reflex side just puked out my nose when I remembered how gross Madonna is in real life (see photos below).

PS Madonna carries the weight of the world on her back in case you can’t read between the lines.

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Dee:
Madonna’s directorial debut of Filth and Wisdom was supposed to end in blood and tears. But low and behold, she pulled a decent movie out of her palate toned ass. Or so says one film critic. According to timesonline.com,

“Her film has an artistic ambition that has simply bypassed her husband, the film director Guy Ritchie. She captures that wonderfully accidental nature of luck when people’s lives intersect for a whole swathe of unlikely but cherishable reasons. Altmanesque would be stretching the compliment too far, but “Filth and Wisdom” shows Madonna has real potential as a film director.”

Leo:
I’ll be the judge of that. Dollars to donuts Guy Ritchie had a secret hand in the direction of the film.

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Dee:
Alison Jackson’s new book, Confidential, sets out to prove that the camera does lie. The celebrities in this gallery are perfect lookalikes, but our mind sees what it wants. The pictures are hysterical as well. Enjoy Derober, the World’s First Rollover Blog! (Unrelated note, Dane Cook just did something dumb. Check it out.)

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