Airbrushed Madonna (dis)graces cover of Vanity Fair

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Darby Gunpowder:
My sensible side knows this picture of Madonna is photoshopped, but I still think it’s hot. My non-sensible side turned to stone after making eye-contact. My gag-reflex side just puked out my nose when I remembered how gross Madonna is in real life (see photos below).

PS Madonna carries the weight of the world on her back in case you can’t read between the lines.

Holy shit, Madonna directed a good movie

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Dee:
Madonna’s
directorial debut of Filth and Wisdom was supposed to end in blood and tears. But low and behold, she pulled a decent movie out of her palate toned ass. Or so says one film critic. According to timesonline.com,

“Her film has an artistic ambition that has simply bypassed her husband, the film director Guy Ritchie. She captures that wonderfully accidental nature of luck when people‚Äôs lives intersect for a whole swathe of unlikely but cherishable reasons. Altmanesque would be stretching the compliment too far, but “Filth and Wisdom” shows Madonna has real potential as a film director.”

Leo:
I’ll be the judge of that. Dollars to donuts Guy Ritchie had a secret hand in the direction of the film.

Celebrity double-take.

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Dee:
Alison Jackson’s new book, Confidential, sets out to prove that the camera does lie. The celebrities in this gallery are perfect lookalikes, but our mind sees what it wants. The pictures are hysterical as well. Enjoy Derober, the World’s First Rollover Blog! (Unrelated note, Dane Cook just did something dumb. Check it out.)

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Madonna pumped for her new documentary

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John says:
Madonna is gearing up for another movie, but unlike the last one she did this one isn’t all about her. In her new documentary ‘I Am Because We Are’ Madonna tries her hand at directing, focusing on the shitty lives that Malawi children in Africa inherit from their AIDS ridden parents (uplifting huh). And I must say, not that I want to start seeing Madonna campaign for every noble cause out there, like Bono, it is nice to see her do some good for a change. By the looks of it, she’s obviously taking it serious–look at the guns on that nearly 50 year old woman. I still would. And Leo, you should be one to talk shit about Madonna–I know deep in that bitter, jealous heart of yours that you still would do anything to have a crack at Madonna. Admit it, you still love to fantasize about her. The 80s meant too much to you.

PS–This photo was inspired by one of the greatest things to come out of the 80s–Predator. It’s just good fun

Madonna sells out . . . to Live Nation

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Leo says:
In the cut-throat-no-loyalties club, aka the music biz, Madonna is abandoning Warner Music Group and joining up with Live Nation. Not because she likes their label better, but because they offered her 120 million clams. They will be in charge of releasing her next 3 shittious albums, promoting cult gatherings concerts, and selling jewel-studded, ripped tank tops that end up as dish rags. Record labels are quickly becoming dinosaurs with the rise of the internet. Artists’ songs sell themselves online, just as Madonna sold her soul to the devil.

In related news, Live Nation is entertaining the idea of a logo revamp to honor the signing of the biggest music star ever.

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