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Dee:
According to W’s blog, Mary-Kate Olsen walked into the Beatrice Inn wearing ‘gobs of jewelry’ and met up with hipster artist, Nate Lowman (pic above). Nate, 28, has an exhibit in the New Museum called “unmonumental.” The two were seen making out in public because the Olsen Twins don’t ‘get a room.’

John:
Mary-Kate and Ash really do get whatever they want, don’t they? They are like that chick in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who gets whatever she wants. One day it’s “I want to date a biker with one testicle, now” and the next day it’s, “I wanna’ go slumming with an artist in flannel, now!” And, poof, it happens. We call this phenomenon ‘Anorexic Magic.’

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Dee:
This is too good! Upset that the Olsen’s new clothing line uses real fur, Peta has created an interactive art-death room where you can dress the twins in various dead animals in what Defamer is calling their ‘signature homeless-chic fashion line.’ I dressed ‘Trashley:

Now, I wasn’t sure if the ‘Electrocuted Emine Evening Dress’ would match the ‘Skinned Seal Stilettos’, but they turned out to be a perfect match! The ‘Little Lamb Legwarmers’ worked well, but they kept sliding down her legs with all that blood, poor dear. I think the final product is, well, breathtaking.

John:
This is like the Derober’s wet dream. I dressed ‘Hairy-Kate‘ in the ‘Dead Doggy Shoulder Bag’ and the ‘Butchered Beaver Shoes’ which arrived just in time for winter, thank god. I couldn’t choose between the ‘Mangled Possum Earmuffs’ or the ‘Doomed Racoon Hat’, but I knew Ashley was wearing the ‘Bludgeoned Bunny Beret’ and I didn’t want them to look to much like twins, ya’ know?