Matt Damon, put the food down…just put it down

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Been a while since you saw the sights and sounds of Sea World. Wait no longer. Matt Damon is all the orca fun you will ever need. Apparently he bulged up for an upcoming movie roll but if you ask me I think marriage has just taken a toll on him. Either way I can only imagine this isn’t for a roll in the Bourne series. Although The Bourne Blubbery has a nice ring to it.

Guess who else Matt Damon is F#*^ing?

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Sarah Silverman does Matt Damon while Jimmy Kimmel watches – HILARIOUS!!!

Matt Damon is sexier than you

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People Magazine named Matt Damon 2007’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’. People Magazine began declaring the honor of ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ in 1985 after God himself presented the peeps at People the supreme power of pious-perfection opinion. This is all true.

Whatever you just said Dee. I met Matty once at a Cubs game in 2005 and he did ooze sex. I knew then and there that he would someday be king (according to People).