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Darby Gunpowder:
When I was reading my horoscope today, it said: Megan Fox will have a topless lesbian scene in her new movie, ‘Jennifer’s Body’ with Mama Mia star Amanda Seyfried. I was elated considering the last time I read my horoscope a year ago it said that the itching would never stop -and it hasn’t!…Um, yeah. There was a point in there somewhere. According the popoholic.com,

The ‘Transformers’ actress romps topless in bed with ‘Mamma Mia’ star Amanda Seyfried in zombie film ‘Jennifer’s Body’.

A source said: “The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene.”
In ‘Jennifer’s Body’, Megan plays a possessed cheerleader who goes on a killing spree murdering her male classmates.

Megan recently hinted she would be sharing a passionate smooch with her co-star Amanda, revealing: “I eat and seduce everyone. There’s a lot of kissing everyone – boys and girls. All kinds of craziness.”

Update: horoscopes are for puffs.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Yes, that’s the ticket. I’m trying to think how I’d react if I was on the set of Transformers 2 and saw Megan Fox fixing her boobs and I’ve narrowed it down to three possibilities. One, I focus the sun’s light through a magnifying glass into my eyes blinding myself because once you’ve seen perfection nothing else will make you happy. Two, I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. Or three, I create a time machine and spend my entire life traveling back to that single moment in time. I mean if you’re gonna go, go with a smile. Long story short, Meg darling, have you ever considered Playboy? You’ve got the goods, and with my help you could be the best.

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John:
Megan Fox arrived at the Fox All Star party on the Santa Monica pier in a Star Wars t-shirt. The Derobers were invited to this event but were unable to get our windowless van close enough to Megan so we settled for Mischa Barton instead. That was a pretty bad idea. I had no idea herpes was airborne.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is that part in the movie where the near dead man sees hazy palm trees in the distance of a barren desert. Do our eyes deceive us or did Megan Fox actually just admit that she would love to do a movie sans clothing. GIRL POWER, bitches. I love a girl who takes the initiative in making my fantasies a reality. In an interview with Daily Star Megan admitted,

“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

I don’t know if Megan’s statement is empowering to woman everywhere or not but for the sake of Fox in the nude I’m going to lie and say, “Yes.” I’m sure women in the 30s loved to do films in the nude because it gave them a sense of power over the men shooting them. Errr wait, you know what I’ll just stop myself before shoot my fantasy in the foot. Yaaaah naked women. Fight the power one tit at a time.

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John:
There are some who say there is nothing more American than apple pie. Well apple pie, check your rear-view mirror because there’s a Fox in your blind spot. For those of you who haven’t heard the news that Megan Fox is single (we’ll call you cave-dwellers), then put your game face on this weekend in case you…you have no shot at her, forget it.

To celebrate the 4th, our friends at Asylum have compiled a list of American bikini’s. Enjoy!

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