Megan Fox would like to shoot an entire film in the nude…I’m in

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is that part in the movie where the near dead man sees hazy palm trees in the distance of a barren desert. Do our eyes deceive us or did Megan Fox actually just admit that she would love to do a movie sans clothing. GIRL POWER, bitches. I love a girl who takes the initiative in making my fantasies a reality. In an interview with Daily Star Megan admitted,

“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

I don’t know if Megan’s statement is empowering to woman everywhere or not but for the sake of Fox in the nude I’m going to lie and say, “Yes.” I’m sure women in the 30s loved to do films in the nude because it gave them a sense of power over the men shooting them. Errr wait, you know what I’ll just stop myself before shoot my fantasy in the foot. Yaaaah naked women. Fight the power one tit at a time.

Happy 4th of July!

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John:
There are some who say there is nothing more American than apple pie. Well apple pie, check your rear-view mirror because there’s a Fox in your blind spot. For those of you who haven’t heard the news that Megan Fox is single (we’ll call you cave-dwellers), then put your game face on this weekend in case you…you have no shot at her, forget it.

To celebrate the 4th, our friends at Asylum have compiled a list of American bikini’s. Enjoy!

Megan Fox has change of heart for some reason….

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Darby Gunpowder:

We’re not sure why Megan Fox has decided to call off her marriage to Brian Austin Green. Weird. The Derobers stopped brain washing celebrities after we told Anna Nicole Smith to “Have another one Anna, what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.” Lesson well learned there.
If anyone has any information as to why this dream couple split please let us know.
This just in: Megan Fox called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green because he is Brain Austin Green.

If only I could find some way to impress Megan Fox

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well this is worth a shot. To those friends of mine viewing the after image now all I ask is that you take the fifth with regards to my boom-stick’s girth. And as for you ex-girlfriends…well screw it, say what you want; your opinions carry the same weight as a crumb forever stuck to the bottom of my shoe. The thing about Megan Fox’s body that is so frustrating to me is that I can’t decide which part I like the most. I mean there are her supple, yet refined, breasts that make me question whether a time machine has ever been built and if so is it in fact…her breasts. Then there’s her ass which has an almost dictator-like presence but without the gratuitous ostentatiousness of an ass from a Sir Mix-A-Lot video. And finally there’s her face…just kidding, her legs that say I’m no tree-trunks but I am here to stay. Her body has all the fun of a Chucky Cheese restaurant without any of the shame or regret.

I think she’s the one. But I’ve been wrong…well every time before.

Fox: “I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house”

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John:
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Megan Fox any more, she tells Hollyscoop:

“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”

So that happened. And then I went out and purchased some new stalker equipment right after. I’ve never stalked anyone before and I’ve already started second guessing my purchase of a rope ladder, 3D glasses, and Cool Ranch Doritos. If there are any real stalkers out there, please email me at blogderober@gmail.com with suggestions. Thanks!