Freak Alert: Jacko shops for children’s books

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Wearing hundreds of Bandaids on his face, Michael Jackson unplugged himself and ventured out into oxygenated planet earth -specifically a Barnes & Noble in Las Vegas. He arrived in a space ship with his spawns, 10-year-old Prince, 9-year-old Paris, and 5-year-old Blanket. They shopped for 3 hours and left the earthly building with boxes of human literature. The Derobers believe the Wacko’s are studying the human race via Dr. Seuss books.
Hey Mike, you have a little something on your nose…a little higher…lower…there, yeah -you got it.

Jackson Five Reunion Tour in Jeopardy

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Dee:
Jossip is reporting some insurance companies that might insure the reunion tour are taking a step back. There is concern that Jacko’ might not be in good enough health to perform.

Leo:
This tour could single handedly end the war in Iraq. Everybody knows this. Wheel the man out on stage for all I care.