Michelle Rodriguez set free ahead of schedule

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Dee:
Michelle Rodriguez was released early after only serving 17 of her 180 day sentence (weak). But according to US weekly she didn’t receive any special treatment–nor did she want any. One of the correction officers said, “she asked to work…she said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.” And apparently it’s standard procedure to release a prisoner early due to overcrowding if they display good behavior. Congrats Michelle, just remember you can still be sent back to prison.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is true, I did some time up in Fort Wayne for molesting a chicken and I was released in like a day. Crazy right??

Nothing can keep Michelle Rodriguez down

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Dee:
It’s official, lesbonic wonder Michelle Rodriguez checked herself into the Lynwood jail this morning. She has been sentenced to 180 days in prison for multiple violations including DUIs, a hit and run, violating her probation, and pissing off the world in general. Good luck Michelle, a little jail might be just what you need.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say watch out for the brute muff-snatching women while in jail Michelle, but that just wouldn’t be your style. Enjoy prison, I hear it’s lovely this time of year.

Breaking:Michelle Rodriguez gets 6 months in prison!

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The fired LOST star just got 6 months in prison for violating parole stemming from a DUI. Remember when she was arrested and she screaming “I don’t belong here!”? Oh, you belong and welcome to the club, my dear. 6 months! And, get this, she’s gonna’ be cleaning the highways and all that stuff. God I can’t write fast enough this is so funny. Again, we toast the Hollywood 5, Paris, Nicole, Eve, Lindsay, and Michelle. Rich enough to hire a driver but too stupid…