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Darby Gunpowder:
A new wave of photos has surfaced on the internet of Miley Cyrus. Because Derober is a clean blog we can’t show them to you. She’s only 15 years old. So we asked ourselves, “WWMMD” What would Mickey Mouse do if their cash cowlette was IMing risky photos of herself to every teen male on the West Coast? The answer seemed so simple…

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Darby Gunpowder:
Miley Cyrus took a break from taking racy photos for her boyfriend to take racy photos for the “Got Milk” campaign. After washing my eyes out from staring at the pre-teens crotch area, I noticed the photos in the background…they appeared to be a collection of her most celebrated inappropriate photos -Miley’s Smuttiest Hits”. Upon zooming in, I was correct. That little minx slipped in semi-nude photos of herself (and a nude midget) into the background of the Milk photoshoot. And are those her panties!! Damnit Miley, I just got back from confession!!!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
After her little topless stunt this week, Disney is on full blown Miley Cyrus damage control. Miley was scheduled to appear at Disney in Orlando this week but Disney backed out at the last minute. And by ‘backed out’ I mean struck her over the head with a hammer, drugged her, and shipped her off to the Gilapagos Islands where Disney keeps all their fallen stars–cause Disney DOES NOT negotiate with the help. Just look at Vanessa Hudgens. Haven’t seen her too much since the nude photoshoot have you? Yeah, neither have we. She swims with Darwin’s fishes.

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Photo Credit: Egotastic
BREAKING: Megan Fox was just caught completely topless. CLICK HERE!
John:
Here is the full story behind recent Miley events. The 15 year-old star went topless for the famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. After the photos leaked, Miley’s fans went into a tizzy, all crying and whining about the whole thing. Disney made Miley apologize. Miley told the New York Times, “I’m embarrassed.”

Then, a topless photo was leaked to Egotastic. It shows Miley at a party where drugs and alcohol were present, completely topless. Miley’s camp is calling it a fake and it might well be. Photo here.

Miley is having a bad week to say the least. Sad. She’ll have to retreat to her bed of money and gold plated toilets for comfort.

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John:
His name is Thomas Sturges and any girl would be lucky to date a nice boy like him. If I saw this photo and found out my daughter was dating this kid, I’d go to Wal-Mart and buy a shotgun. I looked up his affliction at HotChicksWithDoucheBags and found out Tommy here is called a ‘Greentail Douche.’ He has not fully blossomed into a full-on ‘StereoDouchetonic Bagger’ yet (note the absence of bling), but he will. Sure as the sun rises in the East, readers, he will.