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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You probably thought I was referring to Hayden’s new brunette hair rather than an ass full of shit–but you’d be wrong. I’ve got class like Paris Hilton has charm. Anyways, this is Hayden Panettiere on the set of the third season of Heroes. And by the looks of it they’re going with a darker edge this season because all people with dark hair worship Satan. Didn’cha know? I for one can’t wait to see the transformation to the dark side. Cause that means someone either dies or gets pregnant and I just can’t help myself from playing spectator to the great circle of life. I’m a romantic like that.

Babies and tits, ladies. That’s my philosophy.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hero’s stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Vetimiglia are apparently moving in together says In Touch magazine. According to the mag, Hayden just went house shopping last weekend and Milo wants to take things to the next level–ie. In Touch wants to sell more magazines. And I guess I should be mad that a 30 year old man is dating an 18 year old barbie doll like Hayden. But three things keep me level-headed: 1) It’s probably not true; 2) I would do the same thing if I was 60, so kudos to Milo; and 3) if the rumor is true then unlike Milo, I won’t have to be on house arrest every day with Hollywood’s most famous female teenager. So eat your heart out Milo.

God I’m depressed

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Dee:
This just in, according to People Magazine Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are dating. This also just in, the sky is blue. It’s funny because people had their heads buried so far up their asses they couldn’t tell if the sky was actually blue or a muddy-brown color. However, thanks to People magazine it has been confirmed that the sky is in fact blue. Thanks People magazine, what would we ever do without you??

Bob ‘The Bitch’
In a related story the people at Derober have just discovered that Dee is being sarcastic. Yep…it’s sarcasm.

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