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John Writes:
Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this weekend just one hot minute after separating from Kid Rock. The two married at the Mirage Hotel. Pamela wore a white minidress and Rick wore a black suit with a beanie cap because you can’t spell ‘marriage’ without ‘beanie cap’.

Leo Writes:
Love Pam. Don’t care what she does or who she does it with. Met her once in my dreams and she was a great dancer.

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Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, aka steamy load of shit, has a #1 movie. Wow…I can’t say I’m surprised, the man is on a hotstreak: first The Scorpion King and then Doom…of course this movie was going to take off. But let’s face it, dumb people will bring their dumb kids and Disney knows that. Fucking corporations!!! Drink Milwaukee’s Best.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrated her birthday at some shittious club ALONE. By themselves. No friends were seen in any of the photos. Paparazzi wasn’t even there. These photos were taken by a 10 second timer on Spencer’s digital camera that he placed on a cocktail table. The camera was subsequently stolen by someone who thought there may be some disgusting post-surgery Heidi photos on it. To his dismay there were only photos of Spencer flexing.