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Darby Gunpowder:
Recently, Keira ‘the board’ Knightly refused to allow her breastszsz to go under the Photoshop knife to make them larger for “The Duchess” poster art. Seriously, if she just had breast augmentation surgery, this wouldn’t even be an issue. While taking a break from thinking bout sex, I got to thinking about boobs and how much better some celebs would look if they added a few lbs to all the right places.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to “The Perfect Celebrity” brought to you by Adobe Photoshop!!! Ever wonder what would happen if you could slice up the world’s hottest celebs and reassemble their best features into a super-hybrid, perfect celebrity? Before rolling your mouse over the photos, try and guess what celebrity’s body parts were used to create the surprisingly disappointing “perfect” celebrities.

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John:
Natalie Portman just told a reporter:

“Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. She’s got beautiful ones.”

Wow. These girls have spent a lot of time together. They’re promoting their new film across the globe like goodwill ambassadors of sex. And I like it.

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Dee:
Stars are insecure too. Natalie Portman gave a revealing interview to MetroUK yesterday. The empowered star lets her guard down for a bit and talks about her vulnerabilities:

“It’s always a constant process of waking up and thinking if you’re good enough, or if you’re talented enough, and then getting out of that, whether it’s just doing something and figuring it out, or the more productive thing is to actually believe in yourself rather than just pretending. You go through cycles and phases.”

John:
Natalie needs to go through a “dating John” phase. It would be a reckless time for her, slumming it with a gossip blogger; the clandestine meetings in cozy restaurants and pet names (I call her Porto). She’d make up feeble excuses why I can’t meet her family in the Hamptons. I’d know better but I’m in no place to insist. It would end abruptly with an email from her publicist on a Friday. No regrets.

Anyway, Natalie has an impressive fan site. Check it out if you’re nuts about Natalie.

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Dee:
Natalie Portman is beautiful. She poses here for New York Times Style Magazine. The article comes out Sunday, but the pics have arrived. If I had to choose one woman make out with, I’d choose Angelina Jolie. But if I had to choose two, Natalie would be a very close second.

John:
I can see the post production artists/dorks having a laugh, “Hey Bill, check this out. Instead of a dove, I made a dragon. Ha. It’s gonna’ eat her.” I’d love to make smartass comment about Natalie but I can’t. She’s the anti-Britney. I’d wife her but she’s just too clean for me. Like Dee, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

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