There’s only one way out of this relationship for Vanessa Minnillo

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Dee:
A recent story has been reported by Fox News (not kidding) which alleges that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are planning to have a private wedding ceromony this weekend at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas. Reports say that Minnillo and company already arrived on Friday afternoon.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Vanessa, why, WHY would you do this to me? Look what happened when Nick ‘wifed’ Jessica Simpson. He took a beautiful pop icon, and turned her into a farting, belching, tuna-eating house wife. Run, jump, swim, climb, or hitchhike your way as far outta Dodge as possible. I will be there in 20 minutes to pick you up.

There’s only one way out of this relationship for Vanessa Minnillo…

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Dee:
There’s not a whole lot to say about this picture. Just another shot of Vanessa Minnillo and hubby boy toy Nick Lachey having fun out on the water. I don’t know who’s boat this is, but it looks expensive.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Dee, you’re so boring. Let me tell you there’s more that meets the eye in this photo. For one, in the original photo I can clearly see that Vanessa is putting on a phony smile for Nickolaus, indicating that she is disgusted with him. There relationship is for show; she gets to be more famous by dating Jessica Simpson’s Ex; he gets to appear like he still gets chicks. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the after pic becomes a reality as Nick must be such a douche bag.