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John:
Nicole Kidman showed up at the premier of her new film Austrailia and her nipples were pissed about her wearing clothes. Her nipples managed a brief escape but Nicole became startled when the Mariachi band began playing. Yeah, that wasn’t photoshopped. That really happened.
I met Nicole Kidman once in New York. To my dismay, she rocked. She was about the coolest chick I ever met. Her nipples were really cool too. They were small but they could drink you under the table, boy. Swear.

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Nicole Kidman admits that she was shopping around for nunneries after her divorce from Tom Cruise.
The Oscar-winning actress, whose 10-year marriage to Tom ended in 2001, was reportedly left so heartbroken she researched into joining a Catholic order that accepted divorced women…I guess she never found one. This drastic (almost) decision was obvioulsy an attempt to run as far and as fast as she could from Scientology. We’re just glad she able to escape from that Cult in one piece.

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