Pam Anderson Strips for Hugh Hefner

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Darby Gunpowder:
I have a feeling my future children will read about Pamela Denise Anderson in their history books. The 40-year-old dropped trou and surprised Hugh Hefner for his 82 birthday -with a buck-naked lap dance at the Palms. Good thing the ol’ bastard is used to seeing titties all day and night because the shock of seeing Pammy in her birthday suit could have seized his ticker.

According to the Sun UK,

“The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.
As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.
Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Well done Pam. Happy birthday Hugh. Now if you’ll excuse my I have some candid birthday photos to Google on the internet.

How does Pam keep those babies in business??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
For those who were stuck at work over Easter yesterday, this is for you. Perhaps the most gorgeous blond bombshell ever, Pamela Anderson was out with ex-hubby Tommy Lee and their invisible, nameless kid. Pamela may be getting up there on age but by God she still has the goods. The sweet nectar that are her boobs make remember that I’m not too old to dream. I’m always just one click away from Heaven, and that’s more than some countries can say. For that I am thankful.

Happy belated Easter.

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Hepatitis A, B, and C

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John Writes:
Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this weekend just one hot minute after separating from Kid Rock. The two married at the Mirage Hotel. Pamela wore a white minidress and Rick wore a black suit with a beanie cap because you can’t spell ‘marriage’ without ‘beanie cap’.

Leo Writes:
Love Pam. Don’t care what she does or who she does it with. Met her once in my dreams and she was a great dancer.

Pamela Anderson is a spring chicken

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No, this is not Courtney Love. This is CJ from Baywatch. Lisa from Home Improvement. Barbara Kopetski from Barb Wire, and Herself in Playboy. Is there a nuclear power plant in West Hollywood we should be aware of?
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