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Dee:
That’s right, Barron Hilton, Paris’ 18 year old brother was pulled over in Malibu at 8:30 AM just wasted.

This was AFTER he pulled into a 76 station and hit a gas station attendant, Fernando Pellez, with his car.

“I was knocked to the ground,” Pellez claims. “The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn’t walk straight.”

Instead of having Barron recite the alphebet as a sobriety test, the police asked him to spell the word, “LAWSUIT.” Barron answered by spelling the word “FOURTHMEALTACOBELL. ”

John:
There are a number of problems I see here. The first of which is naming your child Barron. Literally translated Barron means Bully Target. Second, we all know the Easter Bunny has had a problem holding his liquor for years and he had a hand in this somehow. Third, midgets don’t exist. Everybody knows that. Also, his actual mugshot is below!

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Dee:
Paris Hilton showed up at The Estate in Boston over the weekend and decided to sing her ‘hit’ song, “Stars are Blind” for the crowd. Basically, she was drunk, her boob fell out, and she disrupted an intense game of midget toss between title-holder Scott “bottle rocket” Bigsby and condender Paul “I’m small because I have to feed it” Taylor.
Paul won. Scott put the match under protest because Paris’ song made him cry.

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Darby Gunpowder:
It’s a little known fact that Paris Hilton coined the original Blue Steel pose -Zoolander stole it. We’re told from a close source that she sleeps like this too.

Disclaimer: The photo slideshow above will cause you to puke all over your computer if you stare at it for more than 6 seconds.

For something a little easier on the eyes, click here to see Keeley Hazell topless in all her glory.

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Dee:
I don’t know what’s happening here and I don’t care.
John:
This is sooo cool. Good little Paris. You’re autographing a poster of yourself endorsing a canned champaign. And you did it AAALLL BY YOURSELF!

(Holy Candy has a great parody of the ad campaign)

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Dee:
Alison Jackson’s new book, Confidential, sets out to prove that the camera does lie. The celebrities in this gallery are perfect lookalikes, but our mind sees what it wants. The pictures are hysterical as well. Enjoy Derober, the World’s First Rollover Blog! (Unrelated note, Dane Cook just did something dumb. Check it out.)

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