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Dee:
Fresh off judging a beauty contest in Japan, Paris made a stop in South Korea today. She was there to campaign for the safe treatment of elephants and…and…forget it, just cue the earthquake.

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Dee:
Paris Hilton is trick-or-treating her way across the globe. First it was Moscow to promote Plastinina’s childish clothing line for 2 milion dollars. Now, Paris and Nikki Hilton are in Roppongi, Tokyo to promote pal Samantha Thavasa’s handbags and accessories. They are being paid $500,000 each to show up and mingle. I used to like those handbags.

John:
No more Mr. Nice John. Your gonna’ get it now, Paris, both barrels. Does anybody know where Paris is supposed to be right now? Rwanda. Yep. She was supposed to leave last week for the impoverished country to represent ‘The Playing for Good Foundation’, which links businesses and celebs with a multitude of charities benefiting children and families in need. Now, ‘Playing for Good’ claims they had to reschedule Paris but don’t believe a single word. Paris simply prefers the almighty corporate dollar to real issues. So much for post-prison-Paris who wanted to “help others.” Paris is in it for #1. Period. If anybody has a Samantha Thavasa’s bag, please take it back to the store and send the cash to Rwanda. Any purchase of those bags just lines Paris’ already deep pockets.
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Dee:
Remember that short trip Paris took to Moscow for fashion week? There was wild speculation as to how much Paris was paid. Then the figure was leaked: 2 million dollars. But there’s more. Paris refused to stay at the Hilton hotel in Moscow and opted for the Hyatt instead. Her per-diem for the 3 day trip was around $100,000. Paris was there to walk to runway in clothing designed by 14 year-old Kira Plastinina. Kira’s father, Sergey Plastinin has an estimated net worth of $350 million dollars.

John:
This is why nobody should feel bad for Paris. I would walk a fashion runway in Milwaukee for 50 cents and a pack of Newports.

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John:
This is just too rich. TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton, dressed as a skeleton, walked into a sex shop in Toronto, Canada. When Paris saw copies of ‘One Night in Paris’ on the shelves she flipped her lid! What’s better? TMZ has the whole thing on tape! She actually asks some perv behind the counter if she could speak to the manager! Ha.
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, Panthers! I’ve seen those eyes on a panthers. That’s right Paris, wearing yellow contacts will not be tolerated in the panther nation. As you can see, Panthers will swiftly respond by collecting your f**king head. That being said, Paris did look sexy hosting the Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. (She was paid $25,000 to attend the party by the way). But for future reference, never steal the eyes of a predatory animal. They will take offense, and they will find you…

John:
Bob, you superficial little tart. Why do you care what Paris does with her eyes? Those eyes have seen things no woman should see. I wouldn’t want to see my reality in high-def if I were Paris either.

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