Pete Wentz likes to wear woman’s shoes–I have a cure

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
The Wentz-bag is back, and he’s blurring gender lines everywhere just despite me. According to Pete Wentz admits that he loves wearing women’s shoes. In particular, he love’s wearing Jessica Simpson’s shoes. I smell a cat fight. Pete said, “I dance around my house in them all the time.” Huh, what a coincidence, I happen to kill men who dance around their apartment in women’s shoes. I knew I had a purpose in life. Keep dancing Pete, I’ll see you real soon.

Pete Wentz is a douche bag. Video proof you can’t download a baby.

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The following video speaks for itself. Pete and Ashley make a video that they should have never, ever made. The ‘jokes’ don’t exactly land as you’ll see. Pete comes across as one of the most arrogant people on earth while Ashley eats Cheetos. The quotes are as priceless as they are ignorant. Derober has subtitled video to better comprehend the insanity. Original here.

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Pete Wentz is a big crybaby.

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Perez Hilton just posted excerpts from Fall Out Boy’s Blog. Pete and the Boys were snubbed from the Grammys this year. Have a party:

“the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. we just want to be a part of your club. we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies. the truth be told though when you explore it further than that you realize much more. other than the fact that we play the events for you and the right parties all the time (which is a bit embarrassing either for you or us, not sure which, possibly both. its kind of like being invited to a birthday party and then not allowed to eat the cake.)- it shouldnt mean much. (almost) noone in this industry has vision beyond the fear that this week is their last paycheck. we want our songs to be immortal and a statue doesnt do anything to help them live forever…”

The old orphan-warrior metaphor, eh? From what I can gather here (and it’s pretty cryptic), Pete doesn’t like parties or industry types but he loves cake and immortality. Classic.