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There’s a first for everything, and for once I half agree with Pink. She hates Kanye West, and loves PETA. I too hate Kanye West, but hate PETA -one outta two ain’t bad. They both attended some fashion show and The SUN reported Pink saying,

“I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West.
“The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’
“There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.”

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Carey Hart, not to be confused with 80s heartthrob Corey Hart, and Pink, not to be confused with a rockstar, have separated according to People. Michelle Schweitzer, Pink’s publicist spilled the beans,

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

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Where? Marquee Club
Location: New York City

“I’m a server at Marquee. Pink showed up to an invite-only party hosted by a lame corporation. Pink and her entourage sat at a VIP table all night. They ordered bottle service and downed two bottles of Grey Goose and an expensive bottle of Champaign (I think it was Crystal but I can’t remember exactly.) Anyway, at the end of the night, Pink asked for the check. The bill would have been around $800 but the party hosts comped the entire thing. When I told her the bill was taken care of, Pink was really excited and appreciative. As she left, Pink pulled me aside and palmed me three bills like she was a badass. I assumed they were at least fifty dollar bills which would have been an average tip. So I went to the back of the restaurant to see. In my hand were three crumpled up $5 bills. I’ve been a server for a long time and nobody has ever tipped me so poorly. I hope you publish this story because I want everybody to know that Pink sucks. I gave her great service and she was very nice, but actions speak louder than words.