Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
My excitement when receiving this month’s Playboy was quickly erased when I tore open the black privacy plastic and found something horrible. No, Ashley Harkleroad was not on the cover again. Included in this month’s ‘Girls of the Big Ten’ issue was a full page advertisement insert for the ‘Lord’s Prayer Diamond Pendant Necklace’ No joke. No hoax. No photoshop. The insert even had: “Supplement to Playboy Magazine” printed on it, so it was NOT a mistake.
There have been rumors floating around that Playboy has been strapped for cash with layoffs and party cancellations. The fact that Playboy took ad dollars from a Christian business that obviously despises the Adult Entertainment industry is proof that Playboy is barreling through couch cushions for loose change. I hate to say it, but when Hef passes on, the magazine will most likely die with it.

If you received the same Lord’s Prayer insert in your Playboy this month too, please let me know in the comments. Click on the thumbnail below to view full size image.

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Darby Gunpowder:

Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt hosted National Lampoon’s Great American Run this past weekend. I’m not sure what this is and nor do you care as I’m sure you’ve stopped reading at this point and are happily clicking on the thumbnail of Playmate Heather Rene Smith below. Yes, that’s body paint and she is indeed bucky naked. In the absence of Kendra Wilson (the athletic, extra-trashy “Girl Next Door”) I feel the last 2 Mohicans are picking up the trash-slack she left behind by hosting an event sponsored by BluntWrap.com.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Don’t read this if you are having a shitty day already, as it may drive you over the edge. OK, for all you people who were having a good day, let me be the first to ruin it:
Hef and Holly have announced they won’t be throwing anymore lavish parties at the Playboy mansion. It’s the end of THE era. For all the men in the world who have creamed dreamed of attending the Midsummer Nights Dream Party or the Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion -you can flush those dreams down the toilet with your Hot Pockets. According to Hollyscoop.com,

“After decades of some of the wildest parties, Hugh Hefner is reportedly pulling the plug, and this Halloween will be the last party the mansion hosts.

“Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party (Midsummer Night’s Dream) and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.”

That may be why they sold tickets for last weekend’s Midsummer Night’s Dream soiree–to raise some mullah! It was the first time in Playboy history that tickets were sold for the ultra exclusive party.”

It is rumored that the mansion will be available to rent out for private parties. Derober.com will be holding a fund raiser for all mankind to rent the place out this coming year. So get your checkbooks leather zipper masks out. Lets do the damn thing.

For tons of sweet pics of the Playboy mansion behind the scenes, click here.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Speedo has been the proud outfitter of the US Olympic teams since 776 BC. That may or may not be true. But we do know that advances in swimsuit technology have enabled the US to dominate the Olympics for years.
You may be asking yourself why on God’s good green earth would Derober give 2 shits…the answer is: boobs. Playboy and Speedo have come up with the brilliant idea to use Playboy models to showcase Speedo’s old suits from the past 20 years up to today’s LZR Racer swimsuit -which is rumored to weigh less than one nano-once and is actually nonexistent which allows swimmers to move through the water as if they were naked at motorboating speeds. We have not figured out why the suit is actually visible to the human eye, when in fact it doesn’t exist in realm of earthly atomic matter.
That’s not the point, Derober has dugg up all the Speedo prototype swimsuits over the years which did not make the cut. Roll your mouse over the lovely lady to reveal the Speedo REJECTS!

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Seoul 1988

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Barcelona 1992

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Atlanta 1996

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Sydney 2000

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Athens 2004

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(body paint comes off in water…we don’t see the problem here)

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Beijing 2008

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