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John:
Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy are vacationing on the island of Mauritius. That just sounds totally made up by the way. More importantly, if you’re dating a prince, your a gold digger, period. Even if you are a great girl who jokes with the boys and drinks and farts, your still a digger if your dating a prince. It can’t be helped.
Tell me Chelsy doesn’t look in the mirror once a week and whisper, ‘Presenting to the court, Princess Chelsy.’
She does, trust me, she does.

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John:
Ten Week ago, Prince Harry was secretly shipped off to Afghanistan to fight on the front lines. The editors of nearly all major press outlets have been aware of this for quite some time until last night when Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report broke the huge story.
A video has leaked which shows harry on the front lines firing a machine gun into enemy positions and directing an air strike against the Taliban, killing 30. Now that the secret is out, Harry will probably be coming home. There is a high price on his head in Afghanistan and his safety can no longer be guaranteed. By all account he has performed with valor and England is declaring him a national hero. Good work, #2 Prince. You’re #1 in our book.

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