Derober

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Nice try Rachel, we all know you are being paid by Hayden to tell the world that he is a good kisser. In a recent interview, my future wife (Rachel Bilson) gushed about her Jumper co-star, Hayden Christensen,

“To all the ladies who I’m sure would like to know,” Rachel said, smirking. “He was a good kisser!”

Lies. Lies. Lies.

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Dee:
Proof positive that the Derobers will never grow up. The only thing good I can say here is that I love those boots.
John:
I’m really happy that Rachel loves balls. I knew she did. Peace of mind is very important for me.

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Dee:
Oh boy, I know Johnny-Boy is chomping at the bit to say something here. Go ahead.
John:
RACHEL! RACHEL! Remember that time you went to the Rite-Aid and you were in the cosmetics isle and you wondered why there was a boy in the cosmetics isle tooooo? Remember? It was me! (By the way, I didn’t buy the Maybelline Full n’ Soft waterproof lashes but I did get the V-Styling Brush with the mini-comb.) I should have said hi but I was sick that day with herpes. Call me.