I’m thinking of a number between 1 and go f@#*k yourself Ryan

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Darby Gunpowder:
Ryan Gossling and Rachel McAdams are back in line for the boner roller coaster. Effing awesome. The real-life Notebook characters were seen at a Toronto coffee shop engaged in pastry fore-play. I have a theory that these two have a deep hatred for each other. I have zero evidence to back this up, only wishful thinking. I love you Rachel! Please lift the restraining order – I promise to respect your personal space this time! I haven’t been anywhere near a pogo stick in 2 years!

Hayden and Ryan sittin in a tree…I hope they fall

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Cute-as-a-button, Hayden P, is rumored to be swapping numbers with Remember the Titans co-star Ryan Gosling. Newyorkdailynews.com has the story,

“”Heroes” cheerleader Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. “They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers,” said an onlooker.”

Damnitall Hayden, I used to like you until I found out you changed your sunglasses 3 times during a lunch.