Darby Gunpowder:
I just love when pre-photoshopped photos of models are leaked to the public. The photo we are referring to comes from a Russian magazine called Nitro. We don’t know who the model is becasue her name is spelled in Sputnik, but we do know she is crying this very moment. We don’t know know who leaked the photo, but we can guess they were probably disgruntled and it was their last day at that job anyway. They are probably dead by now too. It’s definitely not as bad as the Faith Hill / Redbook fiasco that our country obsessed over, but still newsworthy.
Darby Gunpowder:
The carny world is a small world with big dreams. It’s a fact that most carnies end their special lives with suicide, usually by feeding themselves to the 2-headed python, or by jumping off the moving train over a stone quarry. The outcasts of society. Which is why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were the first people to come to mind when I saw this freak of nature combo. So if the “I’m famous for no reason” gig ever dries up, these two assbags can hit the road with Ringling Brothers freak show and if all goes well they will meet Britney, the 2-headed python.
Check out the video of the little man and the long stems after the jump. Homeboy looks up her skirt -smooth move mini me! Continue Reading: World’s longest legs meets world’s shortest man. Plus, worlds smallest brain meets world’s largest ego/clownshoes.