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Every August, tens of thousands of half-naked attention seekers descend on Manhattan Beach, CA for the ‘Six Man’ Volleyball Tournament. Teams from across the globe come to compete…in costumes. From team Umpa Lumpa to team Magnum PI, 6 Man is the fastest growing volleyball tournament on the globe. The Derobers made the trek down to Manhattan Beach to see what all the fuss was about. What we found was an event that mixes the pageantry and booze of Mardi Gras with the flesh-fiesta of the Playboy mansion. Oh, and did we mention volleyball?

DEROBER’S exclusive 6 Man Video

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Darby Gunpowder:
If Mini-Me kills his Ex will he go to youth detention center or man-rape-prison? Ranae Shrider, Mini-Me’s ex-girlfriend, spilled the beans about her “sex-life” to News of the World (this is the same chick who mini-me is suing for leaking their sex tape). After multiple attempts, I’ve never acquired the taste for midget porn, so needless to say, I spilled my lunch after reading their circus-act-sex-ploits. I suggest not drinking milk while reading because it came out of my nose when I tried…enjoy:

On sex in general with a midget:
“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

On their first time and the Mini-Me’s magical rebound skills:
“I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

On why midget’s prefer sex on dry land:
“I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub,” she said. “Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him.”

You are now more normal and stupid for having read that, I assure you. Please refrain from any milk for at least 6 more hours.

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Darby Gunpowder:
The Roman Empire, The Nazi Regime, The Soviet Union, Ricky Martin, Starbucks. What do they all have in common? They were all on top of the world at one point, and they all imploded and fell. Starbucks, which has doubled in size since 2004, taking up every corner in the world, is closing 600 stores and 12,000 jobs. Profits are down and the luster is gone. I can’t stop smiling, is that bad? I should feel bad for the employees who lost their jobs, but I don’t because it was their choice in the first place; the same way I don’t feel bad for anyone who commits suicide -they take the easy way out.
The real reason they are shutting stores down is because their coffee sucks ass. Complete dog shit.

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Darby Gunpowder:
For the record, the article above was not photoshoped or fabricated in any way shape or form -that did go into print, true story. In honor of ignorance, derober has put together our top 10 Celebrity Camel Toads Toes. We will rate the Camel Toe’s on a 3 Camel Toad basis; 3 CT’s being the best and 1 CT being the worst. Roll your mouse over the photos to reveal the Camel Toad score…
Enjoy and if your feeling spicy you can rate Keeley Hazell’s totally NSFW camel toe here. ~

Britney Spears
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Rebecca Romijn
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Melissa John Hart
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Anna Kournikova
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Ashanti
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