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Darby Gunpowder:
For all you newbies to Derober, roll your damn mouse over the above photo to see the brilliant untoonage of the, ahem, hot Jessica Rabbit. Badass illustrator, Pixeloo, is the man behind the photoshop magic. Well done sir. But let’s face it, there’s something wrong with thinking a cartoon is hot. Ask Bob about the time we caught him with his hands full while watching Lilo & Stitch with a belt around his neck. Disturbing to say the least.

My next challenge to Pixeloo: untoon the little mermaid herself, Aerial.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbnail to see the full-size masterpiece.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Not too long ago, there were wild fires in the Hollywood Hills near the famous Hollywood sign. I was there, watching the fires thinking how sad it would be if the Eiffel Tower of Hollywood went up in flames. The winds changed just in time to save the sign. Now something much worse is happening, the pristine, natural land surrounding the sign is up for sale. Once sold, the land will no doubt be used for building f@#*k-off mansions. The sign will be lost in the urban static. Derober.com has sponsored a petition to Save the Hollywood sign! Click Here to sign and save!!

HOLLYWOOD HISTORY OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN:
The parcel has a distinctly Hollywood back story: It was once owned by billionaire Howard Hughes.

Lore has it that Hughes bought it in 1940 — 17 years after the publisher of the Los Angeles Times spelled out his plans for a nearby subdivision in King Kong-size letters — with dreams of building an estate to share with Ginger Rogers. Continue Reading: Hollywood selling out

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The Guinness book of world records thinks Jyoti Amge is the smallest person in the world. They are incorrect. The Derobers are clearly much more vertically challenged than the “Jyoti the Giant” as we call her.
According to bitsandpieces.us,

“Jyoti Amge, 14, is shorter than the average two-year-old child and only weighs 11lb (5kg). She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia and won’t grow any taller than her current height.
Due to her size, Jyoti has to have clothes and jewellery made for her. She sleeps in a tiny bed and uses special plates and cutlery to eat, as normal-sized utensils are too big. Despite this, she goes to a regular school in Nagpur, central India, where she has her own small desk and chair, and her classmates treat her like any other student.”

Boo-effin-hoo. Try finding condoms or blow-up dolls that cater our condition. On the upside, John has clearly mastered the sport of celebrity dress-diving.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
While discussing cricket over a warm glass of hot tea, Maxim magazine owner Felix Dennis told The Times of London that he once killed a man. No…I’m serious….he throw a mother f@#^er over a cliff. Read this exert from the interview:

He (Felix) looks so intense that I ask him whether he’s ever fought with a man over a woman. “I’ve killed a man,” he says. What? “I’ve killed a man.” What do you mean, you’ve killed a man? “I killed him.” Does everyone know you’ve killed a man? “No, and they’ll never find out, either.” Are you kidding me? Are you winding me up? Where? In what country? “I killed him. That’s all you need to know. I killed him.”
Oh Felix, you’re having me on. “No.” Promise me. Swear to God… “He hurt her and I told him to stop and he kept on.” What did it feel like, then? “He hurt her.” What did you do? Continue Reading: Maxim Magazine owner says he murdered a man–READ THIS!

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Leo:
I know, I’m an asshole. Click Here to see the cast and the FULL STORY of the modern day comeback / spin-off that may feature the original cast.
Continue Reading: Guess what hit show is coming back (kinda)