Kim Kardashian is two milk-shakes away from a real fat ass

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Bob ‘The Bitch‘:
It’s well known Kim Kardashian is renowned for having the ‘most edible ass’ in Hollywood. And I’d always viewed that title in a positive light, until today. Kim was spotted with NFL boy-toy Reggie Bush today by the pool. And I couldn’t help but notice that Kim’s ass looked more fat than phat. Is that cellulite I see? Maybe she’s trying to help Reggie train for next season by having him run laps around that track. That would make sense. Ok, calm down, Bob. Just breath and remember it’s only temporary. Yeah, temporary?

Reggie Bush about to be permanantly tackeled??

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Dee:
OK! magazine is reporting that NFL bust star, Reggie Bush, is officially engaged to Kim Kardashian. Kim, age 27, and Reggie, age 22, spent their New Year’s Eve together at a family mansion in Miami. This story, however, may be just that..a story, as Kim’s rep has denied the rumor.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This story is as fake as Reggie Bush’s Hall of Fame aspirations. Can you say BUST!?