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Darby Gunpowder:
42 year-“young”, Elizabeth Hurley loves Photoshop as much as we do. There’s no doubt these bikini photos have been graced with the “Healing Brush” (Photoshop term). Liz will tell you herself,

Shooting bikinis is now my life, which as you can imagine is unmitigated hell. But if you signed on for the gig, sadly, you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So now I rely on nice photographers and a certain amount of retouching.

I don’t mind if you want to make me a bit thinner and a bit younger. We all like to get rid of spots and shadows under our eyes. But I’ve always been quite particular I don’t like my face to be retouched.

Every time I download my holiday snaps I go over them.”

Haaa-Chooo-Narcissist! *sneeze* As a professional photo retoucher myself, I have “fixed” thousands of photos. I see nothing wrong with giving yourself a little edge on the competition, but when you get your personal “holiday” photos retouched, you have issues. Seek help Liz.

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Dee:
God, celeb retouches are my favorite posts. I feel so much better about myself now.
John:
Easy there, turbo. I think she’s detouched a little bit as well. I like Britney. I saw her eating a hot dog once at Pink’s, scout’s honor… and it was sorta’ hot in a really weird way.

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Dee:
Yeah, she still looks pretty amazing.
John:
I like broad-shouldered women personally; physically imposing but tender. I fear I’ve said too much.

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Dee:
Merry Christmas everybody! If you like this, check out our celebrity retouch gallery.

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Dee:
She still looks amazing. Did somebody say boob lift? I want the retoucher that worked on that to spice up my Match.com photos so I can be pretty too.

John:
I’ll photoshop your face, Dee. By the way, everybody, if you guessed that Dee is actually beautiful, she is. I’m done complimenting now. Penelope, get some moisturizer.

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