What does Katherine Heigl really look like?

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Dee:

We were told that, during this shoot, Katherine did more smoking than shooting. She’d slip out the back door with her little dog and Hoover up another fag… That came out wrong.

John:
I don’t care if Katherine uses my belly button for an ashtray. If you’re looking to spark an anti-smoking crusade, Dee, use present-day Elizabeth Taylor or something. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to run to the gas station. A sexy young wildcat just told me all the Kool kids smoke.

What does Naomi Watts really look like?

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Photo courtesy of ellf.
Dee:
Naomi Watts is 29 39 years old and beautiful. But she’s not the perfect sex kitten we’re being led to believe for this reason, she’s human. Yep, the Derobers have learned that Naomi is not the rebel cyborg leader of the ‘New World Order.’

John:
Where is Naomi and what have you done with her? Wow, no kiddin’, huh? I’m trying not to talk shit about people until after Christmas. So here is my compliment: Naomi is still a beautiful old person.

Doesn’t Simon Cowell look healthy?

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Dee:
According to MSN.com Simon Cowell remarked,

“No, absolutely not….I have not had cosmetic surgery.”

when asked about peck implants. But when asked if he had dabbled in face-freezing toxins he said,

“Yes, I have had Botox…but not in an obsessive way.”

Whatevs narcissist.

Leo:
Anyone who injects rat poisoning in their face has balls. Anyone who injects rat poisoning in their balls is retarded.

“Supermodel” Helena Christensen is far from super

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Photos courtesy of wwtdd.com

Dee:

We all have our good days and bad (except for me) but I vote we remove the title “Supermodel” from Helena Christensen from this day forward. The Supermodel Guidebook clearly indicates in Chapter 5, Section 3, Article 3.zed.41:

“If you present yourself as a tired, worn-down, old, beat-up, hooker in public you are no longer a Supermodel.”

So it’s decided: Helena has been officially downgraded from “Supermodel” and is now only a “Model”. The title of “Model” is also currently under review.

Leo:

Dear Helena,
If you are reading this, please wipe away your tears and reference the photos below and take notes on how hot you used to be. Get your shit together and call me -we have work to do.

Derobing Hollywood and Piven

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John:
Who said men age gracefully? I can’t wait to see ‘Entourage’ in high-def. Nobody in Hollywood is safe from a good derobing, even our favorite agent, Ari Gold.