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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’ll make no secret about it, this is a tough post for me. It’s tough because I truly think Robert Downey Jr. is one of the greatest actors of our time, and I also think Batman: The Dark Knight was one of the most groundbreaking movies I’ve ever seen. So let me just put this out there as an unbiased third party. Robert Downey Jr. took a shit all over Batman: The Dark Knight. In a recent interview with Moviehole Jr. unloaded on DC and The Dark Knight,

My whole thing is that that I saw ‘The Dark Knight’. I feel like I’m dumb because I feel like I don’t get how many things that are so smart. It’s like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I’m like, ‘That’s not my idea of what I want to see in a movie.’ I loved ‘The Prestige’ but didn’t understand ‘The Dark Knight’. Didn’t get it, still can’t tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy. I’m like, ‘I get it. This is so high brow and so f–king smart, I clearly need a college education to understand this movie.’ You know what? F-ck DC comics. That’s all I have to say and that’s where I’m really coming from.”

Personally I loved how the movie ended with Batman becoming the outlaw. And it’s hard not to say that maybe Downey Jr. has a bit of a biased opinion as he is after all…playing Iron Man. But anytime a talent like Jr. speaks it’s always entertaining and worth a listen.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
When I think of Hugh Hefner words like charm, class, charisma, and tits come to mind (not necessarily in that order). So in Hef’s upcoming biopic it would take a man with similar attributes to successfully fill his shoes. Enter man of Iron and former ‘most F#cked up actor in Hollywood’ award recipient Robert Downey Jr. It’s a fit made in heaven. And although Downey is not a lock for the roll yet something tells me that Hef has Downey a couple of offers he can’t refuse. And by ‘couple’ I mean tits–just so we’re straight on that one. Apperently Hugh saw Downey in the new Iron Man movie and admired his humor and skill in showing his vulnerability. And though this is all unofficial at this point, sources said that Hefner has signed off on Downey to play him in the movie, which is currently called Boob Man Playboy–it’s a working title so lets not rush to judgment yet. And all I can say is that I..AM…IN. A living legend played by one of Hollywood’s great maverick actors with that other special thing–oh yeah, titties! This could be the next Godfather.