Rosario Dawson takes her cleavage to ‘Eagle Eye’ premiere

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John:
Rosario Dawson went tits-first onto the red carped last night. I’m surprised she didn’t topple over. On a related note, how do these premieres work with bad movies? I mean, all these celebs file into Eagle Eye which is a stillborn fetus of a movie, right? So what happens afterwords? Do they talk about it? Do they walk up to Shia Labeouf and kick him in the crotch? I know I’m asking a lot of questions here but I want answers. I’m not finished with this… not by a long shot.

Rate the rack: 3 girls, only one gets to take me home

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me be the first to say these women were not born from a mother like you and me. They were forged in the fires of Mount Doom. A trifecta of tits so powerful that when combined they can bring lakes to boil, turn mountains to rubble and even make the Riverdance look not gay. Simply put, Audrina, Rosario, and Katie are in a stratosphere all to themselves. A Tit-Twilight zone.