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Darby Gunpowder:
OP clothing line is making a big push for summer, signing some big names to whore their once dope line. My first thought when I saw these bullshit Abercrombish photos was that Kristin Cavallari makes me want to cry. My second thought was, “SWEET! Chewbacca!” John ruined my day when he broke the news that the adorable Wookie was actually Rumor Willis. Thanks John -shoot me with a Bowcaster while you’re at it.

For a little something easier on the eyes, check out some pics of the lovely Kristen Cavallari here.

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John:
Wal-Mart is rolling back the prices on the talent these days. Rumer Willis, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Pete Wentz a.k.a the ‘Wentz’ Bag’, Corbin Bleu and Wilmer Valderrama whored themselves team up for Wal-Mart’s newest ad campaign for the spring/summer launch of Op. Each of the has-beens and never-will-be’s was paid in cigarettes and lottery tickets.
On a brighter note, I wore Op swim trunks as a diaper until I was 12 and they are very absorbent.

Related Shit: Here at Derober, we’ve made Pete Wentz a personal project of ours. Check out all things Wentz Bag here.

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John:
Rumer Willis got retouched for the latest issue of Elle. We dug up some of the original photos and it doesn’t look good for the home team. The Derobers actually met Rumer last month. For more on our encounter, click here.

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Rumor Willis is a true blue Bengal…and I don’t mean a fan of Cincinnati’s football team. Definition of “Bengal” courtesy of urbandictionary.com and Doug, (who’s sister is a whore): Ben*gal (adj.): Sweet uniform, fucked up helmet. Add this to your lexicon people.
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