I’m thinking of a number between 1 and go f@#*k yourself Ryan

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Darby Gunpowder:
Ryan Gossling and Rachel McAdams are back in line for the boner roller coaster. Effing awesome. The real-life Notebook characters were seen at a Toronto coffee shop engaged in pastry fore-play. I have a theory that these two have a deep hatred for each other. I have zero evidence to back this up, only wishful thinking. I love you Rachel! Please lift the restraining order – I promise to respect your personal space this time! I haven’t been anywhere near a pogo stick in 2 years!

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to one lucky man

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
According to Scarlett Johansson’s rep, Scarlett and Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds to the laymen) are officially engaged. And I’m..so…happy for the two….I can barely contain my joy. WHORE. You MAN WHORE, Ryan!! Anyways, according to People

Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23. The couple have not set a wedding date.
The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Well, won’t that be nice. I plan to be there to see Scarlett and Ryan myself. Oh what’s that in the bushes, Ryan?? Surely, it isn’t me with a sniper riffle trained dead at your head. Cause only jealous people go to such crazy extremes. MAN WHORE!!!

PS–For the record is it just me or does the before picture look oddly perverted?? If I offended anyone I offer no apology. Rot in hell ya loser.

For more on the ‘man whore’s’ special lady friend.

Hayden and Ryan sittin in a tree…I hope they fall

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Cute-as-a-button, Hayden P, is rumored to be swapping numbers with Remember the Titans co-star Ryan Gosling. Newyorkdailynews.com has the story,

“”Heroes” cheerleader Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. “They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers,” said an onlooker.”

Damnitall Hayden, I used to like you until I found out you changed your sunglasses 3 times during a lunch.