A day at the beach with Sam and Lindsay

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well Lindsay Lohan and her special lady friend Samantha Ronson (who reminds me of Pat) were spotted on the beaches of Los Cabos, Mexico. The two played Scrabble, spin the bottle, and discussed whether or not now was a good time to admit they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. My dog is gay, and I love him like the son I’ll never have.

Lindsay Lohan’s ass = still amazing

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Lindsay Lohan is in Cabo with Samantha Ronson this week doing unholy things to each other. In this side-by-side comparison I’ve put together, you can see that Lindsay has what I call an ass. Ronson, on the other hand, has what is commonly referred to as a dumper. Ronson can barely hold herself upright for Christ sake. Being a lesbian dating a hot girl is soooo hard. Whaaaaaa! She looks like she might fall over and break her self-esteem at any second. This has become a total shit show. Que the reaper.

What do they remind me of…?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, family reunions and anonymous odors. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be two despicable human beings but dammit they’re good for a laugh. I look at these two and see more than just the obvious (clothed munch boxs), I see hope. Hope of a future free from scrutiny and ridicule. Hope of a life without materialistic values and frivolous goods. Hope of..ahhh f#ck it I’m just messing around. Hahaha, I hope these two get pwnd by a mack truck full of explosives right in the middle of what ‘was’ a great date. Hopefully they’re laughing at that very moment.

Samantha Ronson gets script flipped on her

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This is too funny. Semi-famous DJ Samantha Roson, who initially tried (and failed) to sue celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton for defamation, is now being sued by her own lawyers for unpaid legal fees. According to Perezhilton.com, Ronson owes her lawyers a hefty $165,000. Whoops. Be careful what you wish for Samy…

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