Derober

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John:
Sarah Palin is wearing stripper boots and I like it. She a political fantasy like her or not. About the only one unless you like your Caroline Kennedy with a side of gross. I’m going to petition that Palin wear these boots at all times. Yes, even in the shower. It’s my petition I’ll do as I please and, yes, I do have the power to enforce it. 

In completely unrelated news, in case you missed Tara Reid’s mysterious body in a bikini, Click Here.
And check out the thumbs below..at your own risk.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Now you’re speaking my language, Sarah. Tits equal sound fundamental politics in my book. In fact I’d say tits just took the lead for quickest way to win over my heart, narrowly edging out cooking a nice steak dinner. Alright so maybe Sarah Palin is not actually taking any part in the upcoming Nailin’ Paylin porno video (played by Lisa Ann who I think will be up for an academy award). However, she is the films’ inspiration which I think makes her partially liable. Anyways, finally finally I have a reason to give a damn about politics. From now on their should always be an easy-on-the eyes milf candidate running for office. BANG…the vote is passed, one to nothing.

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John:
Sarah Palin, Alaska’s one remaining hot chick, is now McCain’s new running mate. I watched this slideshow of her today and she’s what I would call a Librarian Cougar. The type of cougar that never lets on that she has a crush on you because she’s too busy being smart and condescending. And then you see her at a bar one night and she’s all like, ‘It’s just my job, baby, don’t take it personally. I’m only mean to the ones I reallly like.’

And then you strong arm her right there on the pool table next to the popcorn machine and she doesn’t give a shit who watches. FACT.