Silverman and Kimmel no longer have sex in the dark

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Darby Gunpowder:
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits. John you owe me a milkshake. The funny couple dated for 5 awkward years. Let’s face it, Silverman is hotter and funnier than Kimmel, so unless he has a magic thunderstick that can make a grown woman cry, this relationship was doomed from the get-go.  According to Vanity Fair,

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Congratulations!

Sarah Silverman does Matt Damon while Jimmy Kimmel watches – HILARIOUS!!!