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John:
As Derober first reported last week, Scarlett Johansson auctioned herself off on EBay for charity. The lucky stalker boy gets to accompany Scar-Jo to the premiere of her film, He’s Just Not That Into You. We don’t know much about the buyer accept that he’s from England and his myspace lists his hobbies as ‘a collector of Star Wars memorabilia and Scarlett Johansson’s head.’ Reports say that Scarlett tried to buy herself back on Ebay but it caused a rip in the space-time continuum and she was eaten by an angry dragon . Sad.

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John:
Scarlett Johannson is auctioning herself off on Ebay this Monday to promote next year’s film, He’s Not That Into You. The winner will accompany Scarlett to the premiere and will also “receive a signed CD and personal note.” Wow and wow.
Eddie ‘the hatchet’ Winslow is the top bidder right now. His MySpace lists him as a “collector of women and freezers.” Good luck with that.

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John:
Natalie Portman just told a reporter:

“Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. She’s got beautiful ones.”

Wow. These girls have spent a lot of time together. They’re promoting their new film across the globe like goodwill ambassadors of sex. And I like it.

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Dee:
It has been confirmed that Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Cruz’s real-life boyfriend Javier Bardem have a threesome in Woody Allen’s new film, Barcelona. Page Six reports:

“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In one corner we have the queen of Belgian waffles in Scarlett “Don’t Touch Me” Johansson (courtesy of Belgium’s Elle Magazine). And in the other corner we have the Empress of sexy in Japan in Megan “Leather Suits Me” Fox (courtesy of Japan’s Rolling Stone Magazine). Let the games begin.

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